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Creative Diversions
Top 10 Reasons You Know You’re an Engineer
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To celebrate the world of engineering, we asked Rexroth associates and customers to send us humorous endings to the sentence, "You know you’re an engineer if..." Some of the responses were completely original and some came from other websites. Overall, we received many responses. From those, we collected the Top 10 and they're below.
You Know You’re an Engineer if...- In college you thought Spring Break was a type of metal fatigue
- At home, you rearrange the dishwasher to maximize dirty dish density
- You stare at an orange juice container because it says 'concentrate'
- You know the direction the water swirls when you flush and have used this information to extrapolate your GPS coordinates
- You own a software program to design the furniture layout in your house
- You've tried to repair a $5 radio, and used $20 worth of solder to do it
- You have no life and can prove it mathematically
- During Thanksgiving Dinner you find yourself calculating the load-bearing capacity of Aunt Martha’s chair
- You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring
- You've already calculated how much money you make per second
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