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Top 10 Reasons NOT To Date an Engineer


  1. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging

  2. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute

  3. Talks in acronyms

  4. Touches his car more often than you

  5. Only listens to classic rock - hates everything from Bach to Prince

  6. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic

  7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.

  8. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat

  9. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net

  10. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.

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