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Creative Diversions
Top 10 Reasons NOT To Date an Engineer
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- Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging
- Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute
- Talks in acronyms
- Touches his car more often than you
- Only listens to classic rock - hates everything from Bach to Prince
- No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic
- Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
- Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat
- The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net
- T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
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