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Creative Translations
Funny English Translations - All of Them
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Japanese Hotel - It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not read notes. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Please do not bath inside the tub.
Belgrade elevator - To move the cabin push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number for wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Moscow hotel, across from an Orthodox monastery - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Rome doctor's office - Specialist in women and other diseases.
Swiss restaurant menu - Our wines leave nothing to hope for.
Rhodes tailor shop - Order your summer suits. Because is very big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Zurich hotel - Because of the unpropriety of entering guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Rome laundry - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Czech Tourist Agency - Take one of our horse-driven city tours, we guarantee no miscarriages.
Detour sign in Kyushu, Japan - Stop. Drive Sideways.
Norwegian cocktail lounge - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Japanese booklet - If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
On a Polish menu - Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger.
Tokyo taxi - Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
In a Leipzig elevator - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Yugoslavian hotel - "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway."
In the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, Yugoslavia, you will find this message on every door - "Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more."
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well speaking
- Here speeching American
In a Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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